June 12, 2014
WHY? I love the internet but why does it usually never work for me? I will admit that part of the problem is I apparently live in Narnia, which is in between Oz and Metropolis in case you didn't already know, so I am even lucky to have internet service but that doesn't make this okay. I am on various sites, I run various pages, I run various sites myself and yet my internet does not seem to understand this! That bitch is so inconsiderate! Yes, I am referring to my internet as a female because only a female would constantly change her mind. Sometimes she works, sometimes she doesn't. Sometime's she's ready to work out, sometime's she can't be bothered. Sometimes she's just a straight up bitch from Bitchville... Sigh.
One question, internet:
Fun Fact: I am using a retro-Opera browser. That's because SOMEONE doesn't allow me to use Google these days. Or FireFox. I had a choice between Internet Explorer and Opera -- what can I say? I would rip off my arm before using Internet Explorer. No I wouldn't. That's a lie.
To all of my fellow Opera users, I know we are becoming extinct, but don't worry...
One question, internet:
When feeling alone, Google a meme.
P.S. If you think I am crazy, wait until you see my next posts, or to get a better idea of just how crazy I am, you could just call my mother and ask her. She'd be happy to tell you.
